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Funny Valentines Day jokes - the only one In the shop: - Do you have heart shaped Valentines card with words: "For my favorite, loved and the only one" - Yes, we have! - Could you please give me six of them! top Funny jokes categories. top RISING funny jokes categories. Jokes of the day from previous months. Funny Christmas jokes - Office party Do not to judge those who drink alone with themselves. Maybe it is an entrepreneur, working with individual performance certificate, at his company Christmas party. Funny Christmas jokes - Dragon Santa Claus: So, what do you want for Christmas this year? Guy: I want a dragon Santa Claus: C‘mon, be realistic Guy: Ok, I want L.A. Lakers to win NBA league Santa Claus: Hmmm, what color dragon do you want? Christmas jokes – reality When you’ll be going to your company‘s Christmas celebration remember – you will have to work with these people further on. Christmas gifts A guy tells his friend: - During the Christmas I have left a gift for my girlfriend underneath the Chrsitmas-tree - And. how did she liked it? - Dont know yet. Shes still looking for it as the forest is big, there are many Christmas-trees there. Funny Christmas jokes - present Two Americans talk: - Do you know what that Mexican guy will give as a Christmas gift for his kid? - No. What? - Your bike. Funny Valentines Day jokes - two types Girls are two types - the ones, who hate February 14th, and the ones, who have a boyfriend. Funny Valentines Day jokes - Saint Valentine Saint Valentine is the guardian of the salespeople of cosmetics, perfume, underwear and chocolate. Funny Valentines Day jokes - 14th of February The best confession you may make on 14th of February: Darling, I love you more than Donal Trump loves China. Santa Claus Santa Claus comes to a psychiatrist and says: - Doctor, please help me, I do not believe in myself! The most scary thing about Halloween is that shops have already started selling Christmas goods. Check out what are other great Funny Halloween jokes. After the Christmas Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat. Sorry I can‘t go out tonight I‘m too busy being fat. Hope you had a better Monday than George Clooneys unmarried exes. Find more at Funny quotes.
Funny relationship jokes - wonderful wife Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often. Adult jokes - in a bus Conversation in a bus: - You know, yesterday in a bus your wife told me such a great joke that I almost fell out of the bed. Profession jokes - executioner An interview with an executioner: - So, how long have you been working in this job? - Well, around 10 years… - And how are you doing there? - Well. no one complained so far. Daily life jokes - Boy, do you pray before you eat? - No, why should I - my mom is a good cook. Jokes about dating - magazine The announcement in a magazine: in the next issue we will be writing about to make your boyfriend a little nervous with the help of a marker and a pregnancy test. Daily life situations - in the cafe - Waiter, there’s a bee in my soup! - Yes sir, the fly has a day-off Profession joke - A priest A priest tells the prayers: - We have one good news and one – bad ones. The good thing is that we have money for the repair of the church. The bad one – the money are still in your pockets.