This video humorously demonstrates how to masturbate, if you are a guy.
Masturbating is a normal thing for humans and something you should NOT be ashamed of. Most EVERYONE masturbates. It’s just something most people don’t feel comfortable talking about.
This video is going to demonstrate the basics of and proper technique on how to masturbate. Whether you’ve never masturbated or are a seasoned pro, you’re sure to learn something new here or at least be entertained.
Okay let’s get to it. First off, find a good location where you’re comfortable. A private room is best but many places are still good. If there's a chance someone could unexpectedly show up and see you then make sure to cover your crotch area so nobody can witness your exposed genitals.
Pull down or remove your trousers and underwear and grab your penis with your hand close to the base and so the head of your penis is sticking out of your grip. If you have a smaller penis, you may have to start by gripping it with a couple fingers but don’t worry, it will grow as you are aroused.
Now, pull up and down slightly and continue with this motion until your penis gets hard. As your penis gets harder and more erect, you’ll be able to increase the length of your stroking action.
When you’re penis is erect and hard, continue pulling up and down. Congratulations! You are now jerking off.
Visual stimulation will help increase the sensation. Try watching porn, looking at a magazine, attractive girls or men if you are gay.
A sure way to greatly enhance the sensation is to imagine you are with a sexy woman.
Try lubricating your hand with spit, butter, or hand lotion and imagine it’s a tight vagina. Now close your eyes and feel your chest and imagine it’s a hot girl’s breasts.
Do Not use soap or shampoo for lubrication!!! This will burn your pee-hole then next time you urinate.
Try switching hands and different positions.
Vary the speed of the jerking motion and find what feels best and go with it.
When you're about to orgasm, your penis may start to feel warm or like you have to pee. Keep going. You’re almost there.
Continue the jerking motion and look around for something to blow your load into. A sock or shirt will do nicely OR you can just let it go.
Upon orgasm, cum will squirt out the end of your penis. Keep stroking until there is no more cum.
You are now done. Take a break and rest up for 10 minutes then repeat. Now you've got an entire days worth of entertainment!