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Kids Say Funny Things
SUBSCRIBE here: https://goo.gl/7ZDZHu Funny kids somtimes say darndest things. Watch this compilation and laugh with us. To make compilations we use Videos submitted by the Authors (As claimed). If you the author of the video and you did'n submitted the video to our channel, please send us private message and we will immediately remove your video.
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Dolan Twins// Best Sayings #2 (Funny)
OMG THANK YOU GUYS FOR 1000 SUBS!!! AHH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH❤️ You guys requested for a part 2, so here ya go :) Comment your favorite saying!! Like and subscribe or leave a comment to make my day😇 ig: https://www.instagram.com/cate.scott // https://www.instagram.com/exgdolan twitter: https://www.twitter.com/shattereddolans ** Note: Clips in this video are not mine! I do not own any of the content in this video. **
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Hey rabbits! Since you liked my first little video about funny German sayings I decided to make another one containing 20 new ones. I also included translations and tiny comedy performances to make you understand the context better. Have fun! :) ***** SUBSCRIBE? http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1-MpIG20o6kzsu1I5SLXpQ FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/donttrusttherabbit TWITTER https://twitter.com/trixirabbit @trixirabbit INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/donttrusttherabbit/ INTRO "Monkey Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/wordpress/2014/02/monkeys-spinning-monkeys/ http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/faq.html MUSIC & SOUNDS „Slow Motion Warp" by CouchMango (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/2036-Slow-Motion-Warp.html http://soundbible.com/about.php „Strong Punch" by Mike Koenig (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/1773-Strong-Punch.html http://soundbible.com/about.php VIDEO CUTTING SOFTWARE Adobe Premiere Elements 12
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TOP 10 DAEQUAN SAYINGS (Fortnite Battle Royale)
Watch daequan say the funniest phrases such as "What do you mean" and "This game is doodoo!!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- come here boi, top 10 daequan sayings, daequan sayings, daequans sayings, daequan phrases, daequan clips, daequan highlights, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thanks for watching the video, hope you enjoyed. Please like, comment and subscribe for more content! Source: https://twitch.tv/daequan If you have a request related to moments in this video, or this video in general, email - [email protected] If you want to be featured in one of our videos, send in your moments! - [email protected] (If there was mistake in credits, or you want something more, then contact us on Youtube or email - [email protected]) -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "How many times does Daequan say "COME HERE BOII!!" per stream?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdiB9r2Wr5U -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
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Funny famous quotes - top 10 best funniest, worth laughing quotes and sayings
Top 10 best funny famous quotes of famous people. 1. I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. 2. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. 4. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. 5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 6. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. 9. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Subscribe our channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqDcEyjJMhreSZZQDu-Qxrw Some more videos: Life Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ9J6hwxHtc Love Quotes:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rk_tn_t11g Find us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bestquotes45 funny quotes | funny famous quotes | funny quotes and sayings | famous funny quotes | funny inspirational quotes | funny motivational quotes | top 10 funny jokes
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Dolan Twins// Best Sayings (Funny)
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Kids Say The Darndest Things!
SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN THE #KYOOTSQUAD!: http://bit.ly/kyootkids Kids Say The Darndest Things! That's why we're all here, right? This is the very first episode of these funny kid compilations, and we hope you guys love it. So today, we're giving you the first installment of our brand new Kids Say series. There is no doubt that kids really do say the funniest things. Don't believe us? Watch this compilation of hilarious kids who are adorable, sassy, witty or a sweet combo of all three. These are some seriously funny kids, and we're here to laugh! Like the kid at 02:03 with this absolutely classic George Washingmachine line! Like this compilation if you are LOVING this new #KidsSay series! Comment down below with your favorite clip from the comp. Mine has to be the clip at 06:17 because this kid's attitude about not biting his friends at school is way too hilarious! LOL! You'll have to see this funny clip for yourself! And you'll definitely laugh at all the funny things kids say. Kids Say The Darndest Things! Connect with AFV Online: Visit the AFV WEBSITE: http://afv.tv/AFVWeb Like AFV on FACEBOOK: http://afv.tv/AFVfb2 Follow AFV on TWITTER: http://afv.tv/AFVtwitter Follow AFV on INSTAGRAM: @afvofficial Follow AFV on MUSICAL.LY: @afvofficial Kyoot delivers your daily fix of LOL kids clips and premium original content for kids of all ages. Come visit us to see all of your favorite cute baby laughs, funny kids, and parenting fails! For all licensing inquiries please contact: [email protected]
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15 ROMANIAN Sayings That Sound Really Funny In English
Have you ever heard these Romanian sayings and what they mean? They sound even funnier when translated into English. When you’re “taking your nose for a walk”, you’re misbehaving and acting too cocky. We are a proud people and take our noses for a walk once in a while. In Romania, “a rub on a wooden leg” is basically doing something for no reason, like giving a massage to a wooden leg, you see? It makes sense. You may not think so but in Romania, two things with nothing in common are “like an old lady with a machine gun”. Like apples to oranges, but here we believe you can indeed compare fruit. Because we sure do love agricultural things, when someone’s keeping quiet or pretending to not know something he’s “quiet like a pig in a cornfield”. Yeehaw! If you’re “with a fly on your hat” you’re feeling guilty about something, as the fly would indicate. Here we have no judicial system and we rely on flies to be judge, jury, and executioner. Ah, life in Eastern Europe... We say that “your mustard is jumping” when you are getting really angry. In Romania, the mustard is very dramatic and the ketchup more chill. Here, if you’re wasting time, or doing nothing, you’re “cutting leaves for the dogs”. All Romanians know that the only dog that likes leaves is Snoop Doggy Dog. In old country, when someone is crazy we say he has “gone with the raft”. I do not know why maybe some crazy person made this saying up. When someone’s explaining the “match theory” to you, it means he’s talking just for the sake of talking. Because a match is just a match and has no theory… Or does it?... If you can’t keep your anger inside and are about to burst, people around here say that you’re “out of your watermelons”. I have no explanation for this, like most things in Romania. Around these parts, when somebody is telling you lies, he’s “selling donuts” to you. This I also cannot understand, as a donut is probably the most honest of the pastries. “He’s rubbing the mint” is a Romanian way of saying he’s wasting time. Although the title of mint-rubber sounds fancy it’s actually the assistant-rubber that does all the work instead. When you’re “hitting the puddle with a bat” you’re screwing up and making things worse. Because you make big splash and water everywhere… ah… what a disaster… I need to change… you see what I mean? When you’re “turning a mosquito into a horse”, you are not only playing God, but you’re also really exaggerating something. And when you are “caught with a cat in the bag” you have been caught with a lie. Like the English “red-handed” only cuter. I hope you found these animations funny and educational. SUBSCRIBE for the latest videos: [https://goo.gl/gCt47m] Like us on Facebook: [https://goo.gl/2PocCS] You can also follow me on Instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/mariuswxyz/] Thanks for watching :) #Romania #Romanian
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Kids Say The Darndest Things 3
SUBSCRIBE TO JOIN THE #KYOOTSQUAD!: http://bit.ly/kyootkids Kids Say The Darndest Things! That's why we're all here, right? We've posted two of these funny kid compilations already, and you guys are LOVING them. So today, we're giving you another installment of our brand new Kids Say series. There is no doubt that kids really do say the darnedest things. Don't believe us? Watch this compilation of hilarious kids who are adorable, sassy, witty or a sweet combo of all three. These are some seriously funny kids, and we're here to laugh! Like the kid at 2:53 who says, "Or not..." Like this compilation if you are LOVING this new Kids Say series! Comment down below with your favorite clip from the comp. Mine has to be the one at 9:18! You'll never call it a, "cupcake," again! LOL! Kids Say The Darndest Things 3 Kyoot delivers your daily fix of LOL kids clips and premium original content for kids of all ages. Come visit us to see all of your favorite cute baby laughs, funny kids, and parenting fails!
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Stupid Inspirational Sayings!
A tribute to all those people who post those beautiful inspirational sayings everyday... See bloopers and BTS here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH-1b4styWQ&feature=youtu.be Order my book "how to write good" http://higatv.com/ryan-higas-how-to-write-good-pre-order-links/ Just Launched New Official Store https://www.gianthugs.com/collections/ryan HigaTV Channel http://www.youtube.com/higatv Twitter http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga Facebook http://www.facebook.com/higatv Website http://www.higatv.com Instagram http://www.instagram.com/notryanhiga Send us mail or whatever you want here! PO Box 232355 Las Vegas, NV 89105
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Funniest Yearbook Quotes of All Time
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FUNNY KID SAYINGS! Jackson's Funniest Sentences Throughout His Life
Everyone knows that Jackson says some funny things, but not many people know that Ellie has written them down and now wants to share them with you! ↓↓↓↓↓↓ CLICK TO SEE MORE ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ Subscribe to our Daily Vlogs! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=stylebyellie Subscribe to Jared's Channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=jaredmecham Subscribe to Ellie's Channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=elliemecham Cameras we use: Canon G7 X II - http://amzn.to/2kIbw1M Canon 80D - http://amzn.to/2k6r5Bi GoPro Hero 5 - http://amzn.to/2jL0E2X DJI Phantom 4 - http://amzn.to/2kIlYGC Canon T5i - http://amzn.to/1eVwyaq ****************************************­***** For collaborations or business inquiries email us: [email protected] ****************************************­***** Ellie and Jared Mecham PO BOX 6421 LOGAN UT 84341 #ellieandjared
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Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 1
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OOOOGAAAA BOOOGAAAAA!!!! Watch daequan say the top 5 funniest sayings of all time in Fortnite Battle Royale Thanks for watching the video, hope you enjoyed. Please like, comment and subscribe for more content! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The legendary man of unlimited sayings: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbJ9W-EexsJSMc4wMPOA9pA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have a request related to moments in this video, or this video in general, email - [email protected] If you want to be featured in one of our videos, send in your moments! - [email protected] (If there was mistake in credits, or you want something more, then contact us on Youtube or email - [email protected])
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Funniest Yearbook Quotes Ever! Give this a Like if you enjoyed. What is your favorite funniest yearbook quote... Subscribe to join the Squad and enable notifications! LAST ONE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb0PY-nR14Q&t=7s
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Best of Michael's Misquotes  - The Office US
'That's sort of an oaky after-birth....' All the times Michael Scott would try words and phrases that were way out of his vocabulary Watch The Office US on Google Play: http://bit.ly/2xYQkLD & iTunes http://apple.co/2eW0rcK Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2y5VK8N This is the official YouTube channel for The Office US. Home to all of the official clips from the series, the funniest moments, pranks and fails. Think we should feature your favourite episode? Let us know in the comments! FB : https://www.facebook.com/theofficenbc Twitter : https://twitter.com/theofficenbc Website : http://www.nbc.com/the-office
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The TOP 70 FUNNIEST Tombstones EVER | Alonzo Lerone
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Funny Compilation of Kali Muscle (Quotes & Sayings) | Kali Muscle
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Australian Sayings & Slang.
A list of Australian sayings and slang words/phrases as requested. If you're Aussie, and can think of any i missed out, leave a comment and i'll keep a list and do another one of these videos soon. If you're not Australian, and want to know what any of these sayings mean, ask in the comments. Excellent book with hundreds of Aussie slangs and their meanings: "Aussie Slang: No Worries, She's Apples!" on Amazon - http://tinyurl.com/kghnyt8 Americans' Survival Guide to Australia:The Australian-American Dictionary http://tinyurl.com/lxo8vbb Thanks so much for watching & sharing this video. Subscribe for more #TabloidJunk I'm also on: Twitter - http://twitter.com/TabloidJunk Facebook - http://facebook.com/TabloidJunk Vlog channel - http://youtube.com/TJVlogs
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Gino D'Acampo's Funniest Moments on This Morning!
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fun latin sayings
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Learn Funny Lebanese Sayings | تعلم تعابير لبنانية مضحكة
Learn Funny Lebanese Sayings | تعلم تعابير لبنانية مضحكة Only 9.99$ for Learning Lebanese for Tourism Purposes Course: https://www.udemy.com/learn-lebanese-for-tourism-purposes/?couponCode=MATARTV50 Use 'MATARTV60' FOR 50% OFF My Online Lebanese Arabic Course BEGINNER Level!!: https://www.udemy.com/lebanese-arabic-101/?couponCode=MATARTV60 Use 'MATARTV40' FOR 40% OFF My Online Lebanese Arabic Course INTERMEDIATE Level!!: https://www.udemy.com/learn-lebanese-arabic-intermediate/?couponCode=MATARTV40 Only 9.99$ for Learning the Middle Eastern/Oriental Cuisine! https://www.udemy.com/middle-eastern-cuisine/?couponCode=LEBANESE101 My FREE Personal Blog to Guide you to Arabic Fluency!: www.arabiclanguageonline.com Learn ANY Arabic Dialect You Want! www.matarinstitute.com If you found this video valuable, give it a like. If you know someone who needs to see it, share it. Leave a comment below with your thoughts. Add it to a playlist if you want to watch it later. 1. 3a Ras el Sate7 ع راس السطح You use this when you are really proud of yourself. It can go to douchebag level too. ''I am a Muslim/Christian/Hindu/Wtv w 3a ras el sate7'' 2. Just start stating obvious things you see. Just to make sure that you are seeing well. 3. Sho ya Ashta/ Yo2borne Alla These are the cheesiest pick up lines in the history of pick up lines. Fun fact: I was called Ashta when I was a little kid. So if you are reading this now. Call me Ashta in the comment section below hehe. 4. Farjeene 3ared Ktefak: Yep.. you gots to go mate. Farjeene 3ared ktefak is when you say to someone that they have to leave now. The literal translation is Show me the width of your shoulders. 5. Abo 2roon/ Rakkablak 2roon Horns Owner/ That has horns When you got cheated on. You'd be called Abo 2roon. That's a bit mean isn't it? Not only you have to go through heartbreak. But also to be called Abo 2roon... Damn. Background Music: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqUCt1eZMT11T5sEq-DQUPQ Btiswa Tize: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTF9MRfMRbE *** Feel Free to Share This Video *** https://youtu.be/EDWcaHcX07Y *** To Become #TeamHabibi Click Here *** https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaeGK2AssEImuooN5zqzpcw?sub_confirmation=1 *** Follow Me On Social Media *** Facebook: MatarTV - https://www.facebook.com/MatarTV - Instagram: MatarTV - https://www.instagram.com/matartv/ - Twitter: MatarTV - https://twitter.com/AliMatar3 - *** Check Out My Related Videos *** 5 USEFUL Things To Know About Lebanon BEFORE Visiting: https://youtu.be/2PQ8XwZTiCs FIRST 5 Things LEBANESE Girls SEE in a GUY: https://youtu.be/KtqsFIOuEss 5 Surprisingly GOOD & 5 BAD Things Happened When I Moved Out Of LEBANON: https://youtu.be/Qq5BRRt0VgI Peace out #Habibi
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If Spanish Sayings Were Said In English
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British Slang: INSULTS & childish sayings
http://www.engvid.com In today's lesson, I'll share some insults and other fun sayings that children use. You can use this British slang to irritate or annoy someone in a childish way. If you are in school in an English-speaking country, you may hear these insults. So you'll learn what they mean, and how to respond to them! I'm not teaching you these expressions so that you can insult people, but so that you can understand more about English culture, and perhaps even imagine what it would be like to to go to school in England. You can also use these expressions to joke around with your friends. When used correctly, they can be quite funny! Do you know any other childish sayings that I didn't mention in the lesson? Share them with me in a comment! http://www.engvid.com/british-slang-insults-childish-sayings TRANSCRIPT Hi, everyone. I'm Jade, and what I'm telling you today is expressions and sayings and, in sorts, words that kids use in British English, or at least they did when I was a kid. So I'm just telling you some of the things that I remember. The thing about kids, as I'm sure you know, they can be quite mean, can't they? In a funny way, but they can also be quite mean. So let me tell you some of the things that we used to say to each other when I was at school. So if you want to insult someone in the playground, you could call somebody a "soap dodger". "What's a 'soap dodger'", I hear you ask. A "soap dodger" is someone who doesn't wash, who's a dirty, unclean person. If you "dodge" something, it means you, like, you run away from it -- run away from it. So a "soap dodger" runs away from being clean and washing. "Minger." "Minger" is actually a new word. I don't think we had this when I was at school, but it's "childish". It means "ugly person". Like, "Ew, you minger." This one is really bad, actually. I don't agree with this one. Sometimes, people say "ginger minger". And "ginger" is someone with red hair. That's really mean about people with ginger hair. "Div" means "stupid person". "Oh, shut up, you div." "Go away, you div." "Weirdo" -- "strange person". "I'm not talking to you. You're a weirdo. No. Go away." Kids like to say "go away" a lot, so I'll be repeating that frequently throughout this lesson. This will tell you something about British culture, I think, because it's an insult for you to study and try to do your best, basically. So somebody at school who actually cares and does their work, well, that person is called a "try hard", and that's seen as a bad thing to be called a "try hard". Probably -- maybe in your country, that's a good thing. "You try hard. Well done! In Britain, it's like -- nah. It's seen as a good thing to be good without trying -- to be kind of lazy. But for some reason, working hard is not a good thing. And this did apply to me when I was at school, but I wear contact lenses now. I was a "four-eyes", a "four-eyes" person. I wore glasses. But actually, when I was at school, I don't remember anybody ever calling me "four-eyes", so I was okay. I survived. A couple of other mean things kids say now. Now might be called -- you might call someone a "loser" if they're the kind of person you wouldn't want to be friends with. Like, they don't do anything good. They're, like, uncool. It's really sad to say it. They're a pathetic person. That's so mean and horrible, but that's what kids say. You might also be a loner -- someone with no friends. Then, you're called a "loner". That doesn't feel very good if you're at school either. Also, we use this adjective, "sad". Someone's "sad" if they're just, like, not cool, and they're always, like, saying the wrong things, wearing the wrong things. You can say that person's "sad". What do you do if somebody calls you a "ginger minger div"? Well, you can come back at them with this. You can say, "I'm rubber, and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." And that way, like, their words can't hurt you. And then, they'll just be really embarrassed. They'll be shamed with your come back here. Let's have a look at more general childish expressions now. Moving on a little bit from the insults. Staying there, but slowly moving away from it. Kids are fond of saying this, "Your mum!" It just doesn't -- you can say it to anything. Somebody insults you; you can say, "Your mum!" Or you don't think they're funny or whatever, or you disagree with them; you can say, "Your mum!" Or if you don't want to listen to someone -- you don't want to listen to their insults, you can say, "Shut your gob/shut your trap/shut your cakehole." They're all the same thing. So that's your -- that could be your "gob"; that could be your "trap"; or it could be your "cakehole". In goes the cake because you've got a big mouth. Kids are really fond of telling other people to go away as I mentioned before, so here are two ways to do it. You can tell them to "get lost". "I'm not listening to you anymore. Get lost."
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10 Famous Funny Commercials
I put together ten of the most funny commercials that made me laugh and that are also famous, that have written history so to say. You find the description below. I hope you enjoy them as I did. Tell me in the comments which one is your #1 - or at least your #1.5 - I will include your vote in the ranking at the end of this text to see which commercial people like the most. These ads are included: 1. Cinesite Studios, “Beans”, also called “Not for Austronauts” or the "Astronaut Ad" from 2013, a mock ad – the non-existent Haynes Baked Beans only resemble Heinz – for the famous visual effects and feature animation studio known for movies like Harry Potter, Avengers: Infinity War, Captain America: Civil War, and others whose logo appears at the end. This hillarious commercial is often shown but not always understood. 2. Doritos, "Ultrasound"/“Birth” from the 2016 Super Bowl was a highly controversial, yet extremely funny commercial that still has its fans and opponents 3. Kia niro, “Hero” with Melissa McCarthy from the 2017 Super Bowl, also refered to as “I love Whales!” that got a lot of press and features Bonnie Tyler's “Holding up for a hero” 4. Kia, “The Truth” with Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus from The Matrix, singing Nessun dorma for the Super Bowl 2014 5. Shadow of War, “Not today, Brian” from 2017 for the video game, also known for its line “Nothing will be forgotten” 6. Heinz Tomato Ketchup, “Wiener Stampede”, the adorable ad from the 2016 Super Bowl, part of the “Meet the Ketchups” promotion 7. Volkswagen VW Passat, “The Force”, also called "Darth Vader" from 2011 Super Bowl - this extended version was seen by 8 million viewers online before the game, a huge success at this time, during the game a shorter version was aired, later other versions/sequels followed, a game-changing commercial a lot of media was talking about and many people still enjoy. 8. Clash Of Clans, “Revenge” with Liam Neeson as his famous character from Taken for the Super Bowl 2015, also famous for its line “You will regret the day you crossed AngryNeeson52” 9. Old Spice, “Jungle Wilderness” from the 2011 Danger Zone campaign with the famous line “You smell like you look – amazing” (the most amazing thing, though, is the line “Dramatization only. Do not attempt.” in the bottom right corner at 7:21 - who would attempt THAT?) 10. Wix, "Disruptive World" with Gal Gadot, the new Wonder Woman and Jason Statham from The Expandables and Transporter for the cloud-based web development platform for the Super Bowl 2017 in the extended version - with more than 22.6 million views online it was the most-seen commercial before the game. It was was shot by the French Louis Leterrier who directed the Transporter films, Unleashed, The Incredible Hulk, Clash of the Titans and Now You See Me in Barcelona with estimated costs for producing and broadcasting somewhere around 14 millions dollars + 11. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / Bud, “Whassup?”, also known as Wazzup, What’s up or True, true that ran from 1999 to 2002 and became a catchphrase. It won the Cannes Grand Prix and the Grand Clio awards, and was parodied in Scary Movie in 2000, years later also by Annoying Orange and others. 11.5 Anheuser-Busch Budweiser beer / “Wassup Wasabi or just "Wasabi", the lesser known yet extremely funny follow-up to the Whassup commercial with Dookie and his wife ----------------------------------------------------------- The votes are in and the current winner is: Bud “Whassup” – true, true … Results in detail, status September 14, 2018 (votes and positive mentions counted) 1. Anheuser-Busch Budweiser / Bud, “Whassup” / “Wasabi”: 273 votes/mentions 2. Cinesite, “Beans” / Astronaut: 150 votes/mentions 3. Wix, “Disruptive World”: 147 votes/mentions – mainly because of Gal Gadot (and a little bit because of Jason Statham) 4. Heinz Tomato Ketchup, “Wiener Stampede”: 121 votes/mentions – mainly because of the cute dogs 5. Volkswagen, “The Force” / Darth Vader: 86 votes/mentions – mainly because of the cute Darth Vader 6. Doritos, “Ultrasound”: 85 votes/mentions 7. Clash Of Clans, “Revenge”: 79 votes/mentions – mainly because of Liam Neeson 8. Kia, “Hero”: 50 votes/mentions 9. Kia, “The Truth” / Matrix: 48 votes/mentions 10. Shadow of War, “Not today, Brian”: 21 votes/mentions 11. Old Spice, “Jungle Wilderness”: 12 votes/mentions Thanks to everybody who watched the video, voted and commented on it, liked it and subscribed to my channel – I appreciate that very much!
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