When I play I often see people say that I am skilled/capable/pro and other things. Personally I feel that I am not that good of a spy, but regardless I decided to make my own "frag" video, where I want to emphasize not the actual kills, but my actions before a certain stab (Watch how I go up stairs, turn around a corner, know how someone is after me, listen through the headphones and know how far someone is, predict how long it will take them to get to where I am etc.).
I try not to give off the impression of a pro spy with 50 unusuals and the flashiest of the flashiest SFM posters, but rather keep the lowest profile possible, which is why I always wear the Gibus and the Pyrovision Goggles (that, and also to mess with people's heads). This video is intentionally long and doesn't have any music to not give viewers a big burst of dopamine and adrenaline, but rather to show what spying is actually about, that is proper movement and deception, not sick trickstab after sick trickstab.
All of these clips have been taken from a 15 day period, and I have used aliases sometimes because I was being matched against the same players by TF2 Matchmaking.
I may make more videos in the coming months, but videos I will certainly make will be on high ping/bad internet connections, and another video when I reach 1000 hours in spy. I may also make a video less strict and better presented, focused mainly on looking good on the surface.
Edit can makes you look like the best in the world because you just pick up your best moments. i didnt say that you are bad you are one of the best i have ever seen. but if they dont edit a lot of em will look terible!! Keep working you are awesome!!!!
Haha , you played good in those montages yet all of those players look like they play the game not for very long since they haven't even got the gibus or something , or chasing you like a blind man.Played with you on a MGE server :P
In a shop: - Give me a roll of toilet paper. - What color would you like? - White please, I will color it myself… - Hi, John! I have heard that you died three times already! - Hmm, but you’re no better – you haven’t come to any of my funerals. Could you fax over a copy? No, I can‘t fax because of where I live. Where do you live? The 21st century. Get a life - I’ve heard they’re cheap now on eBay Thanks to Blaine Zernechel.
April fool’s day If there are hopeless fools, then there should also be fools, which give hope.
As experience shows, its easier to fool somebody on a regular day, rather than on April 1st.
Question: can a joke, played on April 1st, become a present for the New Year? Answer: yes, as theres exactly 9 months period.
Valentines Day The best thing of being my own date for Valentines Day is knowing Im guaranteed to score.
Christmas gift Dear Santa, Please do not leave my gift under the Christmas tree. Drive it straight into the garage.
Christmas tree - I left my girlfriend a Christmas gift under the Christmas tree. - Is she happy? -Not yet, still looking for it. The forest is large, lots of trees.
Funny relationship jokes - wonderful wife Single guys often dream of having a wise, beautiful and caring wife. But married guys think about it even more often.
Adult jokes - in a bus Conversation in a bus: - You know, yesterday in a bus your wife told me such a great joke that I almost fell out of the bed.
Profession jokes - executioner An interview with an executioner: - So, how long have you been working in this job? - Well, around 10 years… - And how are you doing there? - Well. no one complained so far.
Daily life jokes - Boy, do you pray before you eat? - No, why should I - my mom is a good cook.
Jokes about dating - magazine The announcement in a magazine: in the next issue we will be writing about to make your boyfriend a little nervous with the help of a marker and a pregnancy test. Daily life situations - in the cafe - Waiter, there’s a bee in my soup! - Yes sir, the fly has a day-off
Profession joke - A priest A priest tells the prayers: - We have one good news and one – bad ones. The good thing is that we have money for the repair of the church. The bad one – the money are still in your pockets.